The Cataleptic

-Marner

Silas Marner was a rock star
A big rock, big rock star....
INTRO 0:30

Silas Marner was a big rock star
Who lived in Raveloe, oh,
And when he had his cataleptic fits,
We loved to watch him go.
He did the Cataleptic.
His ulcers all were peptic,
And he said,
"Do the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic with me!" Good old Silas had a wallet of dough
From one of his rock concerts.
Dunsey robbed him of his last red cent.
I bet that must have hurt.
He did the Cataleptic.
He fell in tank a-septic,
He cried out,
"Do the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic with me!"

: Freeze!
Freeze!

Silas Marner found a baby girl.
He named her Hepzibah, ah.
She grew up into a real hip chick,
But her real name was too blah.
So Silas called her Eppie.
He taught her the Cataleptic.
Now she says,
"Do the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic with me!"

: Please!
Freeze!

Put your hands down at your sides,
And don't lift your feet from the ground.
Catch an ear of a funky beat,
Then shake your bod around.
Bug your eyes out!
Dance and shout! (Wipe out!)
Do the Cataleptic.
You'll be doin' the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic with me!

Do the Cataleptic.
You'll be doin' the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic with me!
Do the Cataleptic, yeah, yeah.
Do the Cataleptic. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Do the Cataleptic.
Cat the doaleptic.
C'mon Cataleptic with me....

Do the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic.
Do the Cataleptic with me.
With me. With me. With me.
Yeah yeah yeah...uh huh!