A Two Dollar Hole

-Marner

INTRO (:06) S(3:15)

I found a two dollar hole
In my new Gucci shoes.
Instead of singin'--wailin'--I'm just singin' the blues.
Oh, wo, I don't know what to do. Um hmm.

I found a two dollar hole
In the back seat of my jeans.
Ever since you left me I've been feeling so unclean.
Aw, how could you have been so mean?

When you left me for another guy
You didn't even say goodbye:
You just left me a-cryin' by myself.

INST

I found a two gallon hole
In my ten gallon hat.
Since the day you went away, well, I've been feelin' flat.
Oh, you picked a fine time to leave me, Pat.

When you left me for another guy
You didn't even say goodbye:
You just left me a-cryin' by myself.

INST

When I picked up Johnny's paycheck
On that cold summer's evening,
On a freight train bound for Memphis
I knew that I'd be leaving.
Aw, how could you have been so deceivin'?

Well, I knew that I lost you
When I gave away control.
If I could get you back,
I'd sell my mind and blow my soul.
Oh, I'm just a two dollar hole (yes I am).
I'm an a two dollar hole (yes it's true).
I'm just a two dollar....hole.

INST END (("Turkey in the Straw"))

© (9/1) 1983 Big Apple PubCo. (p) 1983 National Records, Inc. Owned by The Donaldson Corporation. All rights reserved. From the LP. Under the Bored Walk, DXSA-735.